Today I left the house for the first time in about three weeks. Things got surreal.
Merchandise! https://teespring.com/stores/mighty-jingles-salt-mine-eu https://teespring.com/stores/mighty-jingles-salt-mine-na
19 seconds, and look at how popular Jingles is
Just as I was longing for my daily dose of Jingles, The Mighty Gnome Overlord shows his generosity!
You’ve had his generosity now feel his wrath if you dont get down that mine quick enough!
Is it just me, or is that the same footage from last weeks episode? Jingles are you practising recycling?
Lol it is exactly the same thing
@ERM 5 i think he did it as the footage he has for other things is probably too long for his quick commentary
You lot complaining? *Gnomelord cocks shotgun* XD
@Paul Drive Oh dear, what have I done!?
You mean u actually watch the footage!
Hey Jingles, I was wondering what hapenned to that AC Odyssey DLC?
Elesyum seems to be in lockdown with Cassandra stick inside for the foreseeable future.
No i get it, trying to infect someone with a potentially livethreatening desease WHILE THEY ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU, should give them the legal right to punch you in the face.
@Shaw Fujikawa yes we do….
jeova0sanctus0unus agree. People in the us have been arrested on terrorist charges for coughing on food and people
For once America is doing the right thing and they are calling these idiots biological terrorists and jailing them.
@Drafty Satyr indeed, that’s what this virus is doing. culling all of you degenerate stains on humanity.
My parents are gonna cough on me for staying up this late, but the mighty Jingles upload is my excuse!
Are we related 😲
Jingles can you do some more war stories in these dreary times?
This corona virus lockdowns, food shortages etc. looks like the division, just waiting cleaners to come so i can join them 😂😂
Purposely coughing on people in the US your charged with terrorism.
Thing about covid-19 is your contagious before you even know your sick
And sometimes (most of the time? The few places that have done comprehensive testing suggest as much) you’ll never know it was anything serious.
Yeah I’m worried at where I might have spread it before I became symptomatic. To maybe my roommate or to people at my doctor’s office the day before I knew I was sick.
@Jamie You actually contracted the virus?
they are also not talking about how easy it mutates. Every third person the virus changes one of it’s RNA’s. Here is the paper on it : https://bedford.io/blog/ncov-cryptic-transmission/
I would like to also point out that this is far larger than everyone thinks. https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2020/02/20/807742861/new-research-bats-harbor-hundreds-of-coronaviruses-and-spillovers-arent-rare With over 400 related forms of the SARS virus who knows what else is out their. (the covid virus is also related to SARS, plus it’s from the links population of bats that they think the virus came from)
Stay healthy jingles. We need our gnome overlord.
indeed! – It is strange though, to be under the weather if you didn’t leave the house for 3 weeks – how did the virus/bug get there in the first place? I suspect a vector…
New to the Mighty Jingle merchandise store : “I mined salt for The Mighty Jingles and all I got was a Krasny Krym!” Tee Shirt.
I’d buy 5
I’d buy that for a dollar! Hell, I’d even pay more than a dollar…
i would pay 20 dollars to see jingles take his last breaths as the virus snuffs out his pathetic little life.
@Blox117 You sir, are a toxic trolling arsehole. And now, a muted toxic trolling arsehole.
Jingles, your age is showing ……..”they are releasing all the new movies on VIDEO”
“direct to video” … big difference
Betamax or VHS?😉😁
Where do you want them shot Mighty Gnome Lord? ankles?,knees? or just Blapped? XD
Nah, if you really want old, try Super8……..
every week the same division footage… fair enough, jinles speaking in the background!
The Chinese brought out emergency gear from Australia before we even knew about COVID-19 , masks ,HAZ mat suites , gloves , Plastic Coveralls and medicines . They seem to have been the ones who did the run on Toilet paper and sanitizer as well . Lets hope the police powers go back to normal after the pandemic is over , but I bet not .
“I used to be a warrior like you, then I took a cough to the knee”
Jingles: this is going to be a shorter video Me: yeah right Jingles: Its only 12 minutes
Me: who are you and what have you done with the real Jingles
“It should be attempted murder.” No that’s still letting them off lightly. Here in the US, someone licking hand sanitizer was nicked for bioterrorism, which it most often is because you’re deliberately spreading a pandemic to an uninfected person.
Last year, more than 80,000 people died of the flu and its complications in the United States. So being draconian about only the corona virus is a bit silly. Laws and rules must be consequential in order to get anywhere near some kind of legitimacy or seriousness.
@Daniel Gyllenbreider Yeah yeah yeah . . . I have heard this one from several of my friends, but what people like you don’t seem too be able too wrap your head around. Is the fact that it is the infection rate that is the underlying problem here. With the flu it takes 1 person too infect about 1.5 people. and that 1.5 will infect about 2 maybe 3 people.
With the Corona virus the infection rate is much steeper. One person with the virus can infect up too 4 people. Those 4 will infect 8. Those 8 becomes 16. That 16 turns into 32. Those 32 turns into 64 . Are you starting too get the picture yet?
Daniel Gyllenbreider The estimated death toll, from a paper by UCL, of the carry on as normal scenario was 2.2mil.
@Daniel Gyllenbreider Since when is that a requirement for laws in the US?
This is the exact charge I’ve been saying FROM THE START it should be. Someone spit in the face of an employee at a local store. Should be charged the same as long as we are in a national emergency declared pandemic.
Keep safe and everything will be cool. Jingles, you’re too young to be this old😂
Jingles: “I think over-the-top policing is DEFINITELY going to help this country fight the pandemic.”
Well, it would certainly be a shame to let that Judge Dredd uniform go to waste…
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