Why You Heff To Be Warships?

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It’s been too long. Mostly because these things take five times as long to edit for half the content, but hey, I was bored.

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  1. Whoever reads this comment
    I salute you
    And have a beautiful day

    Also here have a cookie

    If you want here is milk to go with the cookie 😉

  2. when you’re so early, the video isn’t even there yet –
    and when it’s there, it’s “why you heff to be mad?”

  3. I should be asleep right now, but I saw a notification for The Mighty Jingles…

  4. Magister R'yleth

    Last time I was this early, warships were still oar-powered.

  5. I feel like whoever is in the New Mexico is in every BB i ever fired a salvo of torpedos at…..

    • Michael Christie

      If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a torp.

    • A really really really really really really really really long name that no one cares about

      The Standard class of BBs have a very short turning circle in general.

    • @A really really really really really really really really long name that no one cares about They turn? Huh, who’d have thought that.

    • @A really really really really really really really really long name that no one cares about yup. one thing not many realize is that hte NM thru colorado have excellent rudder shift and are shockingly good at dodging torps. i haven’t played that tier in ages but i still remember dodging and weaving through massive walls of torps in my colorado.

  6. Last time I was this early the bl10 was still in the tech tree version on the ISU 152

  7. Adam Barczynski

    this material is clearly biased against stupid players and I’m offended by that! I mean… for them… as a principle… and stop looking at me like that…

  8. Oh my god, the 13th warrior shit got me laughing my ass off, well played, old gnome, well played!

  9. Congrats You found my Channel

    2:50 *” It hurt itself in it’s confusion!”*

  10. It was just a week ago that I was starting to pang for another of these, and here you are! We love you, Jingles!

  11. Fatboy Dan TheAngryModder

    I missed these… good on you sir for bringing it back!

  12. Last time I was this early, Battleships and Heavy Cruisers still fired AP rounds!

  13. OMFG a wild Heff to be mad appears!!!! Its been way too damn long!

  14. Happy I was here early enough to see that Submarine dodge all those torpedoes at the start, that was a Soviet submarine, the P-51 Spitfire!

  15. Add a couple “Shocked Pikachu” faces, and the memeload is complete.

  16. Tigerius Svarne

    “What would Heidi Klum do?” xD Epic episode!

  17. Ilya Bryzgalov makes me laugh everytime I see that interview.

  18. Really Terrible Gamer

    “So Jingles, just how many nationalities were you attempting to offend with this video?”
    Jingles: “Yes.”

  19. As a battleship driver, let me tell you that when under torpedo attacks…RUDDERS ARE FOR PUSSIES! Sure, I end up turning turtle most matches, sure, I’ve yet to see a match last more than 3 minutes and sure, in spite of being a player with many years experience under my belt I’m still yet to grind above tier 4. But by God, my enemy respects my unwavering commitment in not turning away, to keep pressing on forwards and to face certain doom square on in the face without showing any fear!
    When I see a division of destroyers, I drop to half speed, set the rudder to midships and steam straight at the fuckers with guns blazing in all directions! It’s the last thing they expect and the respect earned from my enemy is clear for all to see when larger enemy vessels begin to make their admiration for my bravery known with multi gun salutes in my direction…though I wish they’d be a little more careful with their shot placement, for quite often they’ll cause catastrophic damage to my vessel long before I’m able to face down a torpedo attack. Still, I guess that you have to allow for the lack of experience from other players in such situations.
    Now, I will admit that it is yet to pay off, but that’s merely because the tactic just needs a little fine tuning. But as any battleship driver worth his salt knows, when faced with a swarm of destroyers that are throwing torps overboard for fun, the unpredictability of predictability with slow, straight and steady will win the day.
    One day.

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