World of Tanks – Dezcon One

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Get it? DezGamez and Circon. Dezcon. Defcon.

I’ll get my coat.

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72 Comments:

  1. I was waiting for this!

  2. The last time I was this early it was –

    You know what, that joke’s getting old. Let’s all take a moment to be thankful we get to wake up to a Jingles video before work.

  3. Oh Jingles, you just had to remind our situation in WoWS. 😀 To date, I remember it picture perfect… I remember how I had to change pants after your “torpedo surprise”!
    Excellent commentary as always. Your comment on my driving and knocking stuff over was correct, I was not used to the braking distances and vehicle behaviour, felt sluggish.
    Btw, did you come up with the DezCon, it’s brilliant! Can we use it or the copyright is going to be expensive?

    • he only wishes to be soviet finnish, thats a hard task to complete

    • @Janne Tammela So how would you define Estonian? I do remember that the Finnish language is a South-Estonian dialect pronounced in a North-Estonian manner, but that’s the other way around…

    • Obviously you gotta do double salt mine shifts for a month dez

    • @Xenon Archer sorry, my doctor says i have to watch my salt

    • @Mark Hedberg Whilst Medical Does advise the proper examination of the Salt being mined, the labour department insists you maintain your current rate of production.
      Consumption of salt is discouraged. It detracts from productivity

  4. I’ve been looking forward to this. The EVEN 90 is my favourite little shitter, despite how awful it can be.

    • Yup, the team makes or breaks this tank. Hilarity is quaranteed no matter what.

    • Kmg24 indeed. I love my elc. The amount of times I sat in a bush and was I spotted by people 60m away.

    • Awful ! then mate you aint playing it right, best spotter in the game bar none, personally average more then 5K spot and have broken 12K dozens of times.

    • Even is probably great with a well trained crew but with a 50% one it’s more something like a winter diarrhea : fast but not pleasant.

    • Best little evil attack troll tank in the game. 🙂 Always fun and unpredictable. It’s also one of the three the cheapest T8 tanks in the game.

  5. “One is German, the other is Swamp German.”
    This made my day.

  6. ‘Swamp German’,i like that.

  7. Always love seeing a Circon game twice. First on his channel, then a few days later on Jingles’

  8. “A swamp German” … As a Dutchman I would be outraged at this insult if I did not find it as hilarious as it is.

  9. Imagine trying to do this in a pair of British light tanks they would have run out of ammo in the middle of the match.

    • Syaongel NightMirror

      The coin flip is that the British LTs would probably been able to Pen the Russian Heavy, for all things they lack, they are similar to the ELC Even 90, but with higher Pen

  10. 15:29 Well, Jingles is apparently *NOT* a John Wayne fan, or he would know John was not in My Darling Clementine. I’ll let this transgression go. Jingles is just a kid.

    • oliverreedslovechild

      @Clay Loomis No true Brit would ever mistake Hugh Grant for a he-man movie star unless they were part of the LGBTQRFZYW crowd. There again, he did spend a few years shagging the arse off Liz Hurley, the lucky bastard!

    • @oliverreedslovechild I don’t know if he was a lucky bastard or not. If he felt lucky, why pick up Divine Brown for a parking lot B.J.? He was going with Hurley but grabbed sex with a dime-a-dozen street-walker. Something wasn’t peaches and cream at home.

    • Now what can be called by our mighty but often mistaken overlord without making mistakes. Warships, tanks, landing procedures, noble people from even more noble countries. In my part of that noble country we are btw surrounded by Frisians. Now that is a treat if you are stuck between West-Frisians, Frisians and East-Frisians. I tend to say that we are the smart people in the middle…….

    • @Clay Loomis Not sure what Prince Adam would be doing in a western…

    • @Octavopus Tex It’s Hollywood. They can do what they want. I presume Godzilla vs Wolverine is being made as we speak. These things don’t have to make sense, just money.

  11. Ah, so THAT’S why Jingles hasn’t been featuring my replays… They weren’t French!

  12. 9:14 Circon could have hidden inside that GW Tiger P

  13. Anyone else missing Jingles Doing more World of tanks ??

  14. “The one, the only. The late, the great, Circumflexes…”
    Jingles… Circ isn’t dead last I checked…. The late literally means dead. “The late, the great” is a phrase said about dead people from the past that were still being talked and shown about today..

    Never change Jingles… ever.

  15. Circon and Dez vs 5 tanks –

    “I like those odds”
    “You want some soup?.”

  16. That feeling you get when a couple of lawnmowers beat you.

  17. LeavesUselessComments

    When you said “The late, the great” in reference to Circon I genuinely believed for a moment he’d passed away, why you so mean.

  18. How did i not think of this nickname before damnit!
    Good times, thanks for making the vid, really enjoyable, even tho i seem to be dead and from a swamp 😛

  19. “The late, the great, Circonflexes.”

    Wait, what? What happened to Circonflexes?

  20. 0:55 Ummmm Jingles…. you’re aware that when you refer to someone as “the late…” it kinda means they’ve passed on eh! Or do you know something we don’t???

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