So there’s this Japanese Battleship and it runs into three enemy Battleships. The Captain turns around and tells his steward to go fetch his red shirt, and so the Captain fights the battle wearing this red shirt. The next day they run into ten enemy Battleships and the Captain once again tells the steward to go fetch his red shirt and once again fights the battle wearing it. The steward asks the Captain: “Captain-san, why do you always go into battle wearing your red shirt?”
The Captain replies: “If I am wounded in battle my blood will not be seen on my red shirt and my crew will not lose heart at the sight of their wounded Captain.”
The next day they run into a hundred enemy Battleships, the Captain tells the steward: “Go and get my red shirt, and this time bring my brown trousers as well.”
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