World of Warships – Notice Me, Senpai!

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Captain is now a thing! Just as crap as the real thing, too! And while I am technically only available as a Captain on British warships, let’s just say there are ways around that that don’t require you download and install any mods into the game.

Get the mission unlock me here:

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  1. Morning men, starboard ten, round the world and back again!

    > Enemy submarine detected

  2. My reaction to the captain was
    [Action stations quote]
    “Aww he sounds kind of dull.”
    [spots dd]
    “Enemy submarine sighted!”
    u wot m8
    [destroy the dd]
    “Allied Aircraft Carrier destroyed”

    …okay, 10/10 quality content I am satisfied.

  3. Just unlocked my Captain Jingles, gonna put him in the HMS Nelson once i unlock it

  4. I could almost see Jingles in a Uniform , biting bread anf running to school.I regret that image

  5. Half way done earning the Jingles captain. “oh no saltminer” says Wargaming here are some heavy disconnect issues.

    • I got jingles commander

      Immediately absolutely no connection to the server (that doesn’t drop as soon as I load into a match)

      It’s been like this for 3 days now

  6. I think I’m up to 5 “We sunk an allied cruiser!”s At one point I was laughing so hard I couldn’t shoot.

  7. I put you on my thunderer and the first thing you said was “enemy submarine spotted” and I got very, very scared

    • Yeah – had exactly same situation in my Nelson. Panic mode for a while until I understand whats going on… 😀

    • @Piotr Rybiński Same here….. Hadn’t played for 3 weeks due to a course I took. Logged in, earned Jingles… put him on my Vanguard. Game starts… get stuck-in… first thing he says is ” Enemy Submarine spotted .”. I’m like ” OH SHIT! They’re already in the game now ? ” Full Brown Alert. Oh, Jingles. Perfect as Ever.

    • LG COC The Lagging Offencoch

      Just goes to show that when submarines get launched we will feel very vulnerable to them

    • @LG COC The Lagging Offencoch I won’t be driving battleships anymore after that

  8. not a single widespread torpedo set was launched this game

    • To be fair… the “narrow” spread of this and other DDs is way too wide. Usually to the detriment of said DD, but I guess this is balans

    • Yup, as a habitual Kitakaze player, those were all narrow spread torps… It’s just that the kita has 6 and it looks like the wide spread of other, lesser DDs. But then again, were we expecting anything else from our beloved Gnome Overlord?

    • @Wingsofwrath As a Zao captain, with 2 quintuple launchers on each side, I have a similar experience. The narrow spread doesn’t look that narrow due to it being 5 torps per launch, and the wide spread is ludicrously wide, like a third to half of the ships entire torpedo firing arc.

    • Well it’s very appropriate for Jingles to mess up something in this video ?

    • @Akshay Anand It was a Jingles joke…

  9. Lol someone sends a replay with a French ship in, ASAP

  10. They might have slightly overdone the comedy “You have sunk an allied…” just a little bit. British humour is a bit more subtle than that, if he said that only every so often it would be much more entertaining.

  11. jingles : aircraft carrier detected
    me: there is no aircraft carrier in this game ah wait

    Never change Jingles

  12. The zooming in and out so rapidly was legitimately giving me a headache. I had to stop watching and just listen to this one.

    • We called that , “Akizuki Syndrome”

    • It’s actually a good idea if you’re just playing on a fast shooting DD and not recording for a stream – after you fire, you hold down right mouse to zoom out momentarily to judge the fall of shot and maintain situational awareness without moving the guns off target.

    • yeah it was so janky and constant WWHHYYY.

    • @Wingsofwrath well i play something similar to that, but i hold down freelook and pan around while watching the map. I then insta zoom to see the landing of the shells and if its all good, i free look again

    • @Virtuous Yup, that’s pretty much what I was describing.

  13. Cruiser spotted
    Jingles: “Enemy submarine sighted”

  14. “Enemy submarine has been spotted…” Wait a second here Jingles….

    • “You sunk a friendly aircraft carrier!” I freaked out and started so say OMFG IM SORRY and realized there was no enemy or friendly CV in the game. <3 it.

  15. I feel saying “allied” when sinking ships is a bit too much.

  16. Need to have you say, “That’s a paddlin’ “, on a devastating strike.

  17. Jingles gets to go on a Japanese boat cos he’s a FILTHY WEEB

  18. Jingles being angry with himself is kinda weird.

  19. The phrase “Actually Jingles” takes on a whole new meaning.

  20. Kitakaze: *Kills Izumo*

    Jingles’ Voice: “We sunk an allied Battleship”

    Me: I mean he is not wrong on what he had said

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