World of Warships – Notice Me, Senpai!

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Captain Jingles is now a thing! Just as crap as the real thing, too! And while I am technically only available as a Captain on British warships, let’s just say there are ways around that that don’t require you to download and install any mods into the game.

Get the mission to unlock me here:

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  1. Morning men, starboard ten, round the world and back again!

    > Enemy submarine detected

  2. My reaction to the captain was
    [Action stations quote]
    “Aww he sounds kind of dull.”
    [spots dd]
    “Enemy submarine sighted!”
    u wot m8
    [destroy the dd]
    “Allied Aircraft Carrier destroyed”

    …okay, 10/10 quality content I am satisfied.

  3. Just unlocked my Captain Jingles, gonna put him in the HMS Nelson once i unlock it

  4. I could almost see Jingles in a Uniform , biting bread anf running to school.I regret that image

  5. Half way done earning the Jingles captain. “oh no saltminer” says Wargaming here are some heavy disconnect issues.

    • I got jingles commander

      Immediately absolutely no connection to the server (that doesn’t drop as soon as I load into a match)

      It’s been like this for 3 days now

  6. I think I’m up to 5 “We sunk an allied cruiser!”s At one point I was laughing so hard I couldn’t shoot.

  7. I put you on my thunderer and the first thing you said was “enemy submarine spotted” and I got very, very scared

    • Yeah – had exactly same situation in my Nelson. Panic mode for a while until I understand whats going on… 😀

    • @Piotr Rybiński Same here….. Hadn’t played for 3 weeks due to a course I took. Logged in, earned Jingles… put him on my Vanguard. Game starts… get stuck-in… first thing he says is ” Enemy Submarine spotted .”. I’m like ” OH SHIT! They’re already in the game now ? ” Full Brown Alert. Oh, Jingles. Perfect as Ever.

    • LG COC The Lagging Offencoch

      Just goes to show that when submarines get launched we will feel very vulnerable to them

    • @LG COC The Lagging Offencoch I won’t be driving battleships anymore after that

  8. not a single widespread torpedo set was launched this game

    • To be fair… the “narrow” spread of this and other DDs is way too wide. Usually to the detriment of said DD, but I guess this is balans

    • Yup, as a habitual Kitakaze player, those were all narrow spread torps… It’s just that the kita has 6 and it looks like the wide spread of other, lesser DDs. But then again, were we expecting anything else from our beloved Gnome Overlord?

    • @Wingsofwrath As a Zao captain, with 2 quintuple launchers on each side, I have a similar experience. The narrow spread doesn’t look that narrow due to it being 5 torps per launch, and the wide spread is ludicrously wide, like a third to half of the ships entire torpedo firing arc.

    • Well it’s very appropriate for Jingles to mess up something in this video ?

    • @Akshay Anand It was a Jingles joke…

  9. Lol someone sends a replay with a French ship in, ASAP

  10. They might have slightly overdone the comedy “You have sunk an allied…” just a little bit. British humour is a bit more subtle than that, if he said that only every so often it would be much more entertaining.

  11. jingles : aircraft carrier detected
    me: there is no aircraft carrier in this game ah wait

    Never change Jingles

  12. The zooming in and out so rapidly was legitimately giving me a headache. I had to stop watching and just listen to this one.

    • We called that , “Akizuki Syndrome”

    • It’s actually a good idea if you’re just playing on a fast shooting DD and not recording for a stream – after you fire, you hold down right mouse to zoom out momentarily to judge the fall of shot and maintain situational awareness without moving the guns off target.

    • yeah it was so janky and constant WWHHYYY.

    • @Wingsofwrath well i play something similar to that, but i hold down freelook and pan around while watching the map. I then insta zoom to see the landing of the shells and if its all good, i free look again

    • @Virtuous Yup, that’s pretty much what I was describing.

  13. Cruiser spotted
    Jingles: “Enemy submarine sighted”

  14. “Enemy submarine has been spotted…” Wait a second here Jingles….

    • “You sunk a friendly aircraft carrier!” I freaked out and started so say OMFG IM SORRY and realized there was no enemy or friendly CV in the game. <3 it.

  15. I feel saying “allied” when sinking ships is a bit too much.

  16. Need to have you say, “That’s a paddlin’ “, on a devastating strike.

  17. Jingles gets to go on a Japanese boat cos he’s a FILTHY WEEB

  18. Jingles being angry with himself is kinda weird.

  19. The phrase “Actually Jingles” takes on a whole new meaning.

  20. Kitakaze: *Kills Izumo*

    Jingles’ Voice: “We sunk an allied Battleship”

    Me: I mean he is not wrong on what he had said

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