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Last time I was this early no one made early jokes…
It would be a terrible shame for that Fujin if he were to somehow end up on youtube wouldn’t it.
Helloweener yeah man. Statistics are nice if you want to develop yourself to get better and see where your weaknesses are.
But clearly not being a total assfuck doesn’t show in the statistics. It is just most of the jerks are bad at play as well and tend to blame people out there for their misfortune.
PowerJugs they never ever omit what they do. You just have to follow the link I provided to see if his recent battles go down to zero.
Btw this guy is one of the few people on my blacklist. He is known. And I tend to kick him at every chance I get.
thederogativeworld unfortunately he isn’t banned. Played 6 matches today
@BrainzZzZz he shits on me, but then again, with 10,000+ more games than i have under my belt, he probably should!
https://asia.wows-numbers.com/player/2002992593,Warmaster_Death/
….i rather need to improve at the game…
That Fujin player gives us Tasmanian’s a bad name… or at least adds to it.
@Tod lol i dunno if that’s better or worse.
Tasmanians don’t have bad names, they just don’t speak properly to begin with 😛
@ilikemorestuff Thats because of the polycephaly 😉
@Tod If he where French he would be running the white flag and be sailing away from everyone.
@Tod No surprise at all.
I vote to promote Jingles to Lieutenant Admiral. I think the promotion was long overdue.
There’s no such rank in the Royal Navy, the next one from Rear Admiral is Vice Admiral. But I don’t think Vice Admirals have as many opportunities for surprise buttsex.
@David Moore Well let’s not beat around the bush – Grand Admiral Jingles! I know it’s not a British rank, but it does sound perfect for surprised but sex. Surprise grand entrance for a Grand Admiral from the rear.
@David Moore i don’t know, is butt sex a….VICE.
@David Moore I know some cops who used to work vice.
I think they’d disagree.
wow enough of the lips planted on his ass
I swear that Tasmanian devil has been featured before
@rammenstein Schrader… remenbering him makes me feel nostalgic
@OOZ662 Aye, that’s exactly why it annoys me when, say, there’s only one person on the other team left with no chance of winning and they just run away. All you’re doing at that point is reducing the potential earnings of both yourself and the people on the other team; not exploding does nothing for your repair cost.
@rammenstein There’s always the potential that they’re a stat fetishist preserving their survival percentage as well.
@OOZ662 True.
Vampire Count
If you say his name 3 times in a row… legend has it he will appear in a Jingles video for halloween lol jks.
Every time I see a result like this, I am urged to buy or grind to the ship it’s been achieved in.
…but then I realize I’m going to suck in it like in any of the ships I own.
@Silverslicer Well, now that I’m closing in on 1000 battles, my win rate finally got over 50% and damage per battle over 30k I don’t feel AS bad. But only until I find out that I only survived 200 battles and my k/d is about 1/4. 😐
But yeah. I DO hope I’ll get better. One day. I’m getting old though so I don’t have that much time.
@Silverslicer And still there is the roll of the dice. The guy lucked out not having at least 1 competent enemy. When he was pushing on the dd early on, the BB on the flank should have cit him to bits and pieces. Then he would not have the big HP pool to be pushing on 3 ships alone to begin with.
His play style does not make him a great player just average+. I see plenty of moments where his luck could have ran out, it didn’t so good for him. But to be like “cause you recognize you suck”. I played games where I practically carried the team and in the end died cause you only have so much HP to be facing the enemy.
I’ve also been in games where my flank got decimated, I end up alone vs 6+ ships they all chase me, and I can’t do much back since showing broadside means dying in seconds. And still we managed to win. I end up at the bottom of the list. Bad player? Well if I died they would have turned and crashed into our fleet. Like lemmings usually do. And it is all a lot of luck.
@D Gray Yeah, well, once in my Graf Spee, I face a Myoko, Aoba, Furutaka and Cleveland (when it was tier 6) all at point blank range within that small area on Fault Line all the way on the right of the map, and I killed all of them.
@D Gray That reminds me of a game I had the other day, ended up a bad game for me only like 32k as Sharnhorst has massively reduced firepower being perused from the rear. Did manage to survive long enough to lead the 4 enemies following me into a crossfire though clearly all of them so focused on trying to finish me off they paid no attention to the rest of the map lol. Still I’m a noob and probably made bad choices to get into that situation just glad I could salvage it to some degree. Richelieu for example could have been as it did survive but was sold to a ship breaker so that was lost.
The Mass is very user friendly
Tasmanian Devil has been on my blacklist for two years lol 😀
@MrHarbot Of course they can do something about it, they could ban anybody they wanted to or delete his account for any stupid reason.
@Sirion that’s was my ironic comment point. WG simply doesn’t do anything to fix the issue. Possibly because it could cost them money.
You would think by now WG would have done something about him/her…
They remind me of GrieferKiller in Battlefield 3. He was a total asshat who would spawnkill people in his jet, and would spout racist epithets every time someone “dared” to shoot him down.
He was very infamous in the BF3 community because he used to be the #1 jet player thanks to all the spawncamping he did.
UltimateMcNasty ah yes, spawn camping in rocket pod jets, sounds like a concentrated solution of degenerate.
he deserves an permenant ban
>Fujin gets “teamkilled” by a Molotov
>Fujin then decides to tell everyone to report the Kirov for team killing
>What
it would not be a Jingles video without someone misidentifying ships… even if not Jingles himself!
Maybe the arsehole was actually Jingles in disguise?
@Shitty Pony OC Recolor
Start murdering them.
Showing the obvious lack of intelligence.
When the fujin got wrecked at the start it made him feel weak and powerless so he did the tk to give him a sense of power and control over his life he then blamed the other guy so he wouldn’t feel guilty about it.
Lol the Enterprise player is my clan mate…he’s just been informed on how he needed to be carried to get a win… waiting for the backlash now.
LOL, its not worth being in a clan if you don’t spend your time taking the piss out of clan mates.
After you finish that send my appreciation to someone who communicates usefully in chat and helped the team in game big time, even if he is a filthy CV player 😉
Please that Enterprise player did exactly what a CV should be doing. Providing air support to ensure a win. Dude should be congratulated for his support not berated for it.
@clothar23 You are aware of this thing called banter correct?
Clicks on video, sees a DD getting annihilated, looks at title and thinks: “Hold on, is this going to be a compilation of the most recent King of the Sea tournament”
Btw, the arsehole was reported to WG with same replay as a proof. They’ve answered in 15 minutes, telling me that disciplinary measures against him were taken. Thanks again for editing this in. Cheerio!
Hopefully that shit stain got perma-banned. Good job reporting him.
@JVCCR In other words – “we did nothing and you will never know, but we’ll tell you we did because we’re a turd of a game company”
Glad to hear, hope he gets a permaban. Just for fun will keep an eye on that account to see if it gets active again.
@Nlcup I’ve been in the WoWS CBT you subhuman shitstain, they can and DO punish people. I myself have gotten a 3 day ban due to me having a particularly bad day.
@asaeampan Im a subhuman shit stain? oh good, an intellectual how exciting. A 3 day ban is a slap on the wrist and not a punishment, a real punishment would be a permanent ban. but i guess your 4 years with wargaming far surpasses my 9 years of knowing the in’s and out’s
Damn, there is a whole new level of toxic people in this game, that guy, for some reason, was already in my blacklist.
Hugo deberíamos volver a jugar con PS Child Warships y Star Citizen 😉
As a tasman_devil myself, I’d like to distance myself from this one particular specimen.
#notalltasmaniandevils
Wait that tasmanian devil guy is on my blacklist some time ago, how in the hell is he even around here?
To many of these players around to begin with.
You are the third player that says that… apparently he is a dedicated troll. Which is enough evidence to know that WG isn’t doing shit about those people.
@startide They rarely do. But the community in WoWS is better than in WoT, and the fucker got what he deserved.
I remember seeing this replay posted on r/WorldofWarships and seeing all of the comments saying “Send to jingles.” I’m glad this actually got into a video.
Also, ALL THE MEDALS
yeah thanks for convincing me to send it in
Man, he wasn’t even salty when he stated that they’re ahead on points now after his second cap …
It’s pretty much impossible not to be awestruck by this.
So … naturally, I’m triggered!
Mike Stone it was a low sodium match
More like a no sodium match
Is that the equivalent of throwing yourself in front of a car and suing the driver for damages?
Pretty much…
Pretty much, yeah.
nah, that’s the equivalent of throwing yourself in front of a car and then suing another driver on the other side of the road for damages
Chappie – Except he won’t get anything for it – just that sad satisfaction that he made somebody else unhappy.
yes but you can’t make moneys, therefor max idioting
Everyone talking about the new Star Wars trailer, and I’m just over here like “Ooooohhh new Mighty Jingles upload!”
There’s a new Star Wars trailer? Yeah I’m more interested in this xD
Star Wars is dead. Screw The Mouse.
Anti-Asshole system
-Jingles 2019