Loading...There’s an expression we use in the British military to describe someone under a lot of pressure – we say they’re “Sweating bullets”. There’s also the one about their sphincter muscle doing the old 50 pence/5 pence trick, but that’s another matter.
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How is ye all on this rather average day made better by jingles
Another therapy video
Certainly better, than before.
the only reason I’m this early is because i had to get up to do home schooling
and by do i mean start and then get distracted
well i’m sitting here trying to write an 3h essay but well, jingles is more important :/
‘This is Jezza’
hmm..do you reckon he likes speed and power Jingles?
SPEED AND POWER
‘Ery Noice
May getting sunk…..”CLARKSON!”
@Christian McDowell Best comment
… and I expected the return of Dave.
I didn’t know Jeremy Clarkson played WOWS. 😀
Imagine forgetting that Smaland has a radar
“What the hell was that?” from the Salem was really good highlight from this video (and his clan tag OOF really makes this more funny than it should :D)
yep 🙂
Also, it was nice to see someone not getting frustrated because he got hit with a lot of damage but instead kept it friendly in chat 🙂 would have been a compliment if I were there.
Regarding Marceau: I mean, he could be worse. He could be the shima player.
@Gundolf300 That shima was just 1 point of the no.2 in the team on XP so he must have done something right. I just cannot figure out what…
@boristhebarbarian His points for gun damage on the Marceau would have been worth something as it’s % of the ship that gives value
Shima did nothing right and yet he has more stars than the Marceau. I can think of no greater condemnation of the Ranked system in wows than this.
tbf he threw the game anyway, he definitely stopped for caps when he should’ve known Jezza was at 2 HP and was definitely fast enough to catch a located BB. Potato player in my books…
Enemy Salem: “WTF was that????
I almost fell off my chair when I saw that in chat. That my friend is what we call a paddling and It hit so hard his grandkids screamed!
I have the ONLY good commander for my Thunderer, the all mighty Jingles and he brings tears to my eyes when I ”Bitch-slap” a cruiser with it as he says ”That’s paddling” xD
“How many hitpoints? Yep, both of them” that cracked me up xD
Undoubtedly one of jingles best jokes
came here to say this lol
He had double what he actually needed.
defo best line of the vid
The swedish ship – just say “small-land” – it sounds almost like it’s supposed to be pronounced
And even if the pronunciation would still be slightly off, the meaning would be right.
If you think Brits of the vein of Jingles care about foreign pronunciation, you didn’t watch his Dunkerque video a week or two ago.
@TeeFFW Since it’s not French I don’t think Jingles would mind pronouncing it correctly. But I do not expect him to put any effort into it.
Jezza: Tonight. I try to survive in a damaged Battleship held together by tape.
A battleship held together by Flex Tape*
And bailing wire!
don’t you mean scrap held together by duct tape?
At that point I think the ship was held together by string cheese and the captain hugging her really hard.
Tonight, James drinks some tea, Richard has a crash… Again, and I captain a battleship with SPEEEED and POWAHHHH.
Hammond in the Des Moines. Slow in the Shima.
And now ! We shall put a star in our reasonably priced car . Ladies and gentlemen . ITS THE MIGHTY JINGLES
I also had a Shima on my team that got into gunfights with enemy cruisers but mine was worse. He yelled for help in chat, and I steamed towards him at full speed in my Grosser Kurfurst and even managed to get there in time to rescue him. As thanks he sent his torpedoes into me and then yelled in chat that I blocked his torpedoes on purpose. And the he reported me.
Sounds like he was trolling
brain.exe has stopped working
@cobrazax brain.exe not installed
@Scott Kenny
Error – brain not found
“Thunderer and Grosser Kurfurst… both battleships armed .. or potentially armed with 18” guns”…. well 50% right… I think the sliderule in the saltmines must be faulty again… don’t ever change :-)! What’s that?… click… bang….
I think that’s a running joke now since this is about the hundredth time he has said the Kurfurst has 18inch guns.
@Ushio01 it’s 16 or 16.5 inch that GK has as options right?
@SS E_Weston Yes, it has access to 406s or 420s
“You be the judge.” No, Jingles, I don’t come here to be the judge, I come here to see youn judge people.
I thought Jezza would have been using hammers and going full speed the whole game
That’s all I’m asayin.
all I could hear was Jezza’s : “sometimes my genius is…it’s almost frightening”