Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to earn at least five Defender Ribbons in order to progress to the Second Round of “The Ring”. Hope we don’t get into many Standard Battles then…
If you want to try this mission for yourself, simply use the following Wargaming Code: SWINGTHELEAD
#IAMCOMMANDER
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I’m here standing by the side of Rear Admiral Jingles to ensure that he sails the seven seas as my commander for my British Warship. I’m also going to “take a stab” at that mission just encase that counts towards any effort to getting Jingles as a commander, you never know what they don’t tell us these days!
Rear Admiral Jingles, thank you for your service to your minions, we salute you!
Hit the Like !! SALTMINERS!!
But it’s Sunday… Oh Jingles, you really spoil us
*sees Jingles vid* – Oh yes!
*sees length of the vid* – Oh no!
At least better than nothing
It’s sunday after all
Your name has more twists than a bloody Curly Wurly… and a more compelling story than Twilight (What do you mean “Krosis, that’s a REALLY old joke” Jingles says: “Remember kids; if its funny once, its funny every time!”
Koolaid man: OH YEAH!
Sees Title HELL YEAH
“Seriously if we ever go to war with Germany again they can have the Japanese” LOLOLOL this exemplifies the Jingles sense of humour!
It’s even more funny when you remember that during the First World War, the Japanese WERE actually an ally of Britain and the other Entente powers.
American Exchange Officers are the only ones keeping your ship from detonating….. too soon? Bravo! Well, done!
Yes officer, this comment right here. He’s the man that murdered all those Brits.
+shuggiehamster lol, you’ve got our number!
You can always rely on americans to do the right thing, after they’ve exhausted all the other options:-)!
+Tom Riley if by other options you mean waiting for foreign powers to handle their crap and realizing they can’t then yes! 😉
“If we ever go to war with Germany again, they can have the Japanese”
+Paul Plus “what was just said”
Talk about a hard Brexit!
Yeah, Jingles as his best, hahahaha
+Paul Plus I wish if all they’re going to do is write down what was just said they’d at least have the decency to spell it properly.
@+elmateo77 Oh, didn’t even realize that. I have a built in correction. 🙂
I say Admiral, have you been talking to that young fellow Squire?
Prioritise targets by who is the most German!
_Well that’s the SMS Bratwurst von Lederhosen doomed then…_
+Mortrag and ass all who have ever been to Germany (or are TRUE germans) know, Bavaria is not necessarily Germany (ask anyone). OK joking aside, please stop trying to think of bavarian stuff when you think Germany. And the morst german things possible would be saussages (every corner of the country has their own special ones), bread (most different types in the world) and beer. Come on you forgot beer around here.
i am german, and that made me spill my breakfast beer. LOL
If jingles becomes a commander I’ll assign him to mu conquer so he’ll be safe from harm
Lee Cupp or relish in the irony of putting Jingles, the man who has on many occasions bashed many conqueror players, in a Conqueror. ?
Just watch him be a captain for German boats instead.
Halinspark Make him be a new binational captain – he can either captain a Japanese ship or a German ship
I sense a Squire vibe from this, Admiral. Must be suggestion.
It woud have been even more Squireesque if, upon hearing that the odds are stacked against him, he would have said: Aha, a Challenge. That will make it just more glorious when we win.
We’re all Englishmen? But what if they’re Scottish, Irish or, god forbid, Welsh?
I’ll give you all a damn good thrashing then shove one’s shortbread, Guinness and leaks where the sun most definitely has never shone.
+Internet Entity the leaks I get but you really want to waste good shortbread and Guinness? That’s messed up ?
We need the Welsh, who is is going to look after the sheep!?
+Nigel Milne Aberdeen? ?
Yeah. Real shame they don’t have names like Worcester that ignore most of the letters in the name.
I’m fairly certain Jingles was trying to say that it would be hard to get the ribbons in a *Standard* Battle, but being the Jingles we all know and love, he just said Random Battle instead XD
Well, he is old and crap.
Your correction doesn’t count unless you start it with “Actually Jingle’s”
+The Dargyli I heard some nasty things happened to all salt miners who said those words. Stories about shotguns being shot at their faces and all that. Not that I’m afraid they’re true, of course, but better safe than sorry 🙂
“Open to everyone!… Even Germans”
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Indeed!
Yeah we germans took the japanese in the next round and look what it brought us.
+Bobmat343 French are triggered
I wouldn’t say Japan were on a winning streak so much as they loaded into the pacific server so early nobody had shown up yet and the game had to populated the opposing team with bots.
It doesn’t really count if you get trashed the second the actual players show up.
the japanese brought us the americans!
As long as you don’t blame them for Germany blundering into Russia and getting stuck.
Beren They attacked America instead of the USSR, which was planned
ummm could someone please translate this for me I don’t speak posh.
Right Lads, get your arses up and get to work. We’ve got to defend the base and were doing it in a random battle. Fire at the smelliest ship out there! Job’s done, now get to the life boats! If the Germans want the Japanese, they can ‘ave ’em. Better them than us!
+Jekub Fimbulwing Why is this so accurate… to accurate!
I’m hopefully not the only one who wants Jingles to keep doing these video’ even after the ring contest is over because that was so funny.
You certainly are not alone. This was hilarious.
*In Squire’s voice* “Now hold on just a moment… What the bllloody hell is this? The enemy are engaging us… in a 4 vs 1? Scandalous! This is a violation of rule 3 (probably) of the Officer’s Guide to Gentlemanly Battle, which state’s that: “If you are forced to confront the enemy, *NEVER* do so with a numerical advantage of more than 3 vs 1, any more than that and it would just be unfair… yeeees. But, back to the matter at hand: “Attention enemy Admirals, (pfft… nothing *admirable* about them if you bllloody well ask me!) Your superiors will be receiving a most strongly worded letter of complaint, about this despicable, outrageously unsporting behaviour. You’re going to be so severely reprimanded, you’ll wish you were back in the tren-” *words cut off by the sea*
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+Angry Pepper shaker Well… Let’s be honest here; I’m probably never going to post a comment that becomes this popular, ever again, so… Like any Brit worth his salt, I am going to milk this for all it’s worth, then when nobody cares about it anymore, I’m going to never let anyone hear the end of it… Just like how we won the World Cup in ’66 and have accomplished almost nothing since, but are STILL talking about the fact that we won the 1966 World Cup… Yes, very Brritish.
Brilliant
+ZoschenMacCracken98 I did the same… actuall I double checked the name of the poster expecting it to be squire 😛
@Squire
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss
God save our gracious Gnome.
Long live our noble Gnome.
God save the Gnome!
Send him victorious,
happy and glorious
Long to reign over us;
God save the Gnome.
What about: god *shave* the Gnome?
A few (years? Surely not! Oh good Lord where has my life gone) I posted the full version in a Mingles comment section:
God save our gracious Jingles.
Long live our noble Jingles
God save the Mighty Jingles
Send him victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Gnome Overlord!
O Lord our God arise
Scatter his enemies
And make them fall
Confound their politics
Frustrate their knavish tricks
On Thee our hopes we fix
God save us all! (from Wargaming etc)
Thy choicest gifts in store
On him be pleased to pour
Long may he reign
May he defend our laws
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
God save the Mighty Jingles!
Not in this land alone
But be God’s mercies known
From shore to shore
Lord make the nations see
That men should brothers be
And form one family
The world wide web over
From every latent noob
From the troll and idiots’ blow
God save the Mighty Jingles
O’er his thine arm extend
For Britain’s sake defend
Our master, teacher, and friend
God save the Mighty Jingles!
Lord grant that Admiral Jingles
May by thy Mighty aid
Victory screen bring
May he sedition hush
And like a torrent rush
Rebellious salt miners crush
God save the Mighty Jingles!!!
+Daimon Nah, why would you want to remove his glorious, mighty beard.
+Norkans5 Reminds me of a rejected Burma Shave jingle:
After three beers
The British sing:
God shave the King!
Can we please have a whole battle narrated like this??